fingers crossed

call me a dreamer, a loser, whatever, but i definitely got outta bed today just to go to the convenience store to get some quick picks for the fucking megamillions lottery AND i've been fantasizing all week about winning that fucking jackpot. and sure, i'd like to be a philanthropist and give money to libraries and public schools and restorative justice programs and agencies for women's reproductive rights, but i mean, let's be serious the GEAR that i would buy would be ridiculo. AND the crew would take a VACATION to turks and caicos or the island of capri and rock some pucci dresses and get drizzed. and then i also would kinda wanna get a fly winnebago and drive across the country and see hot springs and buffalo and mt rushmore and yellowstone national park, with some camping, cus i like camping, but fuck a motel 6. i don't know. i guess the latter i could make happen without winning the lottery, but whatever, jus sayin, my fingers are crossed.


update: i didn't win the lotto

new year

september pretty much marks the beginning of a year for me and mostly it's because for the last twenty fucking years of my life i've started school in september. and sort of like women being the new men, imma maybe go out on a limb here and say september, it's the new fucking january. so. with all that being said, i would just like to give a FUCK YOU to this past year. THUMBS DOWN. it has been hands down one of the hardest and saddest years of my life and i know all the people i love feel me on this. everyone has had a tough fucking year. AND i'm over it. september is upon us. here's to something better. i love yous.



check out this fake ass picasso wit a thumbs down! i mean, it ain't his, but i'm feelin it anyway.

what the fuck

i am being terrorized by house centipedes.

tea party

this shit is DELICIOUS over ice. it's a black tea and elderflower flavoured vodka. it's so fucking good. i'm not sure where it's being sold, but i really want a bottle before summer ends.

mad men

i watch a lot of late night tv, i'm kinda like a fake insomniac. last week was pretty fucking sleepless so i managed to watch thirteen episodes of mad men on demand... thirteen episodes, and i still can't decide if i even really fucking like it... the show is such an on point period piece, it's the early 1960's and there's lots of US history, which i really like, you know, the space race, the cold war, JFK, the cuban missile crisis, the civil rights movement, gender oppression, etc... but honestly the show sorta hurts my softy feelings. there's mad infidelity and it's jus mad cruel to women and i know thass how it was, but still. if anyone has seen the show, i'm sure you'll know what i'm talking about, the sweetypie secretary that gets rashed on by everybody, well, she jus really breaks my heart... the costumes and make up and hair are INSANE. so big ups there. the women on the show just all look soooo GOOD and the men are real handsome.


will someone i know watch this? please and thanks.

ass ass titties titties ass n titties

her bathing suit is on some other shit, but again, i gotta give it to amber rose and that ass.

old crush

i have a lot of love for mariah. and breakdown may be one of my top five mariah jams...



but this post ain't really about mariah, it's about layzie bone and how he was fine. like really fine. HA.