RADarte!

the mulleavy sisters of rodarte supposedly came up with this survey years ago and gave it to a friends boyfriend to better figure him out (too funny) and since surveys are my shit and it's a sunday afternoon, ima fill this shit out with the first things to come to mind.


Favorite play?
i like musicals.

What was your first love?
probably my old landlord's cat, frisky; i loved her.

Favorite language?
french, je te'aime.

Who is your most loved character in literature?
i'll always love you, holden caulfield.

Favorite room?
the bedroom

Favorite place to read a book?
my bed

Favorite place in NY?
lower east side

Favorite color?
black

Favorite painter/painting?
picasso's (girl before a mirror)

Favorite thing to collect?
photobooth strips

Favorite mystery?
repeats of unsolved mysteries on the USA network or any episode of x files, really.

Favorite flower?
i don't know shit about flowers but gerber daisies sure are pretty.

Favorite sea creature?
ursula

Favorite smell?
gasolina

If I gave you a medal right now, what would it be for?
shit talking

Favorite texture?
FUR

Favorite flavor?
coffee

What’s the first thing you think of when I say red?
RED FLAG, see ya later

Night or day?
night

Favorite villain?
the devil's rejects

Favorite silent film star?
NOSFERATU

Favorite artist?
prince, always and forever

Molly Ringwald or Ally Sheedy?
ally sheedy, that dandruff snow scene in the breakfast club is pretty amazing

C.S. Lewis or Freud?
freud. the super ego, ego and id and psychoanalysis are pretty compelling shit, but i'll take a fucking piss on penis envy, anyday.

Tents or motels?
tents, although seedy motels have a soft spot in my heart

Favorite musical instrument?
i like the drums

Thunder or lightning?
lightning

Tea or coffee?
coffeeeeeee

Wine or beer?
beer

Lemon or lime?
sprite

Monday or Friday?
i hate mondays

February or December?
february

Christmas or Halloween?
halloweeenie

Rosemary’s Baby or Hannah and Her Sisters?
rosemary's baby. POLAAAAAAAAAAANSKI.

J.D. Salinger or Jack Kerouac?
i love you j.d. and i love you jack, but ima go wit j.d., franny and zooey got me through a tough night spent in the woods alone.

Hats or scarves?
scarves, them shits can be worn as hats if you twerk, work it, whatever.

Julie Christie or Vanessa Redgrave?
vanessa redgrave, cus let's be serious, who the fuck is julie christie?

Marilyn Monroe or Elizabeth Taylor?
that's tough. marilyn but i do enjoy elizabeth and her valium induced verbal slip ups.

Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart?
jimmy stewart.  hitchcock's rear window is my shit.

Las Vegas or Atlantic City?
ATLANTIC CITY. ride or die. have you seen atlantic city hookers? when the woman takes out her dentures to give a blow job, amazing.

Rain or sun?
i like the rain but it don't help wit my depression. SUN.

Spiderman or Superman?
superman. christopher reeves, blaaaaaaadow.

Cats or dogs?
i love them both, but i was afraid of dogs for most of my life

Ice cream or sorbet?
ice cream

Beatles or Rolling Stones?
the stones, keith richards is that dude

Favorite fun fair ride of all time?
the ferris wheel

Favorite sidekick?
vanna white, she's the illest

What are the initials of the last person you kissed?
mlk

What characteristics do you most envy in others?
self acceptance and patience

If you could fly, where is the first place you would go?
to the mountaintop

Have you ever won a medal or a prize–if so, what?
uh, some acting awards in high school and maybe a medal for throwing a softball pretty far at the cambridge youth games.

What is your secret dream?
to be happy

Favorite season?
the fall

What is your greatest love?
my friends

Favorite currency?
us dollars $$

Favorite city?
cambridge, bitches

Favorite imaginary place?
south park's imaginationland

Favorite planet?
earth

Favorite children’s book?
strega nona!

Favorite candy?
i like frozen york peppermint patties.

Favorite name [and it cannot be your own]?
i just really like nicknames.