Monday, March 30, 2009
http://www.dreadcentral.com/story/first-look-full-bad-biology-trailer
so this shit had two showings last week at kendall square... and everyone knows RA is a fucking weirdo, e.g. the video where he eats the girls brain and doing the worm at shows and shit, but prince paul, for real? i don't even really know what to say and honestly, i don't know why i'm sharing it cus this shit made me wanna cry, but what is wrong wit them dudes? don't they have moms that love them?
Sunday, March 29, 2009
girl scout cookies
coming soon
steaze for days
throwbacks
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
http://www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com/
a lot of these videos i haven't seen and most of them suck pretty bad, but the laughing baby was sweet and i don't even really like babies and bert and ernie with the M.O.P. dubbin had its moments and the asian backstreet boys, sorta funny, but the shit above made me laugh the most.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
a true beauty
on some shit the sensational sherri martel was my hero. i was all about her when i was little wittle and so much so that my neighbor usta call me the sensational sherri. whatta fly, tough bitch.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
xoxo
low opinion
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
goo goo gaga
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
textual harassment...
is a pretty accurate summation of what i do to people when i've had too much to drink.
Monday, March 16, 2009
a thank you
its a bird, its a plane...
fictional crushes
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
FML
i sent this message to a customer crush with no response back.
dear mr. ________,
thank you for having me at your home on ____ st., i have not hung out in a basement for quite some time. you were never supposed to find out how dreamy i thought you are, but (co-worker) can not keep a secret. she has repeatedly embarrassed me since, causing my face to turn brighter shades of red each time. basically, you make me really nervous with your confidence and good looks. but luckily you don't come into ula that often anymore, so i mustn't avert eye contact as frequently. anyhow, i hope that you enjoyed yourself this evening.
with love,
MARGOT
i was hoping that maybe he'd never come into my work again or else i might have an anxiety attack. but today, after a real chaotic saturday morning, he showed up as i was stocking the refrigerator with beverages and said, "hi margot". what do i do? i take the bottled water in my hands, cover my face with them, say "hi ___" and scurry away. FUCK MY LIFE. as if he couldn't see my bright red cheeks through the clear water.
dear mr. ________,
thank you for having me at your home on ____ st., i have not hung out in a basement for quite some time. you were never supposed to find out how dreamy i thought you are, but (co-worker) can not keep a secret. she has repeatedly embarrassed me since, causing my face to turn brighter shades of red each time. basically, you make me really nervous with your confidence and good looks. but luckily you don't come into ula that often anymore, so i mustn't avert eye contact as frequently. anyhow, i hope that you enjoyed yourself this evening.
with love,
MARGOT
i was hoping that maybe he'd never come into my work again or else i might have an anxiety attack. but today, after a real chaotic saturday morning, he showed up as i was stocking the refrigerator with beverages and said, "hi margot". what do i do? i take the bottled water in my hands, cover my face with them, say "hi ___" and scurry away. FUCK MY LIFE. as if he couldn't see my bright red cheeks through the clear water.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
oh bonnie
Monday, March 9, 2009
watchmen
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Always and forever ♥
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
outlaws
i just wanna give a shout out to the cigarette smokers of the world. ya'll are some fucking renegades.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
the moet and alize keep me pissy
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKbdYgVkV1yNJVHLkpz7zFZ8U0u4iR2ZLZ60Sz1Q8POAfHRluWtj3wIvdnV9BolKmdGOTD6GqaT824pD8E4vUbyBUn6Flyc_Ak4SmsiWp0pVCIeig72QoupnglIsjrkdCMEs_tCFBCaZs/s320/alize.jpg)
me and my gurls in high school used to drink a lot of this.
dudes would fuck with the henny, but us shorties, we really liked the alize.
pseudo-sophisticates, we were classy, really.
anyway, me and p owe our friendship to alize.
i seen this chic at a party senior year of high school drinkin a bottle of it and smokin an L.
then i seen her ass maaaad faaaaaaded throwing up on the sidewalk.
yup. that was when i pretty much knew we were gonna have to be friends.
<3 ashy
st. patty's day
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