xmas

i don't like christmas. and it aint cus i'm a scrooge or clinically depressed. it just aint my thang. everyone gets stressed out. spending money they don't have. santa clauses at the mall give me the heebies. having kids sit on a strangers lap. like what kinda dude wants that job. no way am i lettin my kid go near that. see ya later. and christmas decorations are maaaaaad tack coming from a chic who loves tackyass shit but let's be serious red and green as a color scheme, i'm all set. it just don't look good. christmas music, not really feeling it. i guess there are some things i like... wreaths. they smell good. i like the little drummer boy and i guess i like baby jesus too. human nativities are kind of fun. the charlie brown christmas song is nice too. the island of the misfits from rudolph, like them. and those popcorn tin things with the three flavors, i'll fux wit one of those. and i like stockings.