http://www.dreadcentral.com/story/first-look-full-bad-biology-trailer

so this shit had two showings last week at kendall square... and everyone knows RA is a fucking weirdo, e.g. the video where he eats the girls brain and doing the worm at shows and shit, but prince paul, for real? i don't even really know what to say and honestly, i don't know why i'm sharing it cus this shit made me wanna cry, but what is wrong wit them dudes? don't they have moms that love them?

fake fatal attraction

a must see.
psshh.

for real?

NOW why'd they have to go and do that? i loved little dora and her belly shirt.

girl scout cookies

people really like them, but with the exception of the thin mints, they pretty much taste like shit. i'm tryin to support the girl scouts, but they needa come up wit some better tastin cookies cus them shortbread shits they be sellin are wack.

coming soon

i want, i fucking need that bathing suit with the hood AND the mini dress is tacky enough for my taste. american apparel finally coming out wit some cute new shit.

steaze for days

i know i keep posting about amber rose and maybe she's gettin sweated, but whatever, the chanel sunglasses she be rockin wit the chain links are worth a post.

throwbacks

you know you had stationary, pencils, erasers, fucking TRAPPER KEEPERS wit this shit. lisa frank is forever.

eastbound and down

this show is funny.

http://www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com/

a lot of these videos i haven't seen and most of them suck pretty bad, but the laughing baby was sweet and i don't even really like babies and bert and ernie with the M.O.P. dubbin had its moments and the asian backstreet boys, sorta funny, but the shit above made me laugh the most.

my little pony tales

robin is just the sweetest, cutest little thing.

a true beauty

on some shit the sensational sherri martel was my hero. i was all about her when i was little wittle and so much so that my neighbor usta call me the sensational sherri. whatta fly, tough bitch.

corny shit

it might be cus i'm high, but i think this shit is funny.

granny style

miss van makes brooches outta wood, i mean, them shits are cute, but for real?

xoxo

i love gossip gurl, a lot. AND no doubt is totally gonna be on the second to last episode of the season in may, may 11th to be exact. AND vanessa and chuck date in real life.

low opinion

while the pope is busy in africa condemning condoms and talking some nonsense about how condoms could aggravate the problem of AIDS ima take the time to condemn the pope for being an effin idiot... AND tell me he don't look like a condom wit that lil cap on.

...

these don't have shit on the chanel segway.

goo goo gaga

it's her birthday and shorty just turned 23! i mean, she's doin it, but for real i thought she was much older.

eff the stars and stripes

after seeing this commie babe, ima hammer and sickle gal all the way.

textual harassment...

is a pretty accurate summation of what i do to people when i've had too much to drink.

lezzylove

i just love these two.

a thank you

i'd just like to take the time to thank all of the shorties wearing pink sweatpants and UGG boots. thank you for making me look that much better.

its a bird, its a plane...

So Cashley had said that this Mcqueen belt reminded her of somethin a superhero would rock. ok. Well ... If so, you would catch me flyin through the sky rockin it with the chanel 08' ready 2 wear lace cape

Oh yea and these Sergio Rossi Florentina over the knee boots

Wonder Woman wouldnt have ish on me. HA

fictional crushes

i've had many of these. jordan catalano, dylan mcckay, chuck bass. shit, eddie winslow AND now charlie from it's always sunny in philadelphia. i like that little dude.

kimannfoxman

i wanna do her.

FML

i sent this message to a customer crush with no response back.

dear mr. ________,

thank you for having me at your home on ____ st., i have not hung out in a basement for quite some time. you were never supposed to find out how dreamy i thought you are, but (co-worker) can not keep a secret. she has repeatedly embarrassed me since, causing my face to turn brighter shades of red each time. basically, you make me really nervous with your confidence and good looks. but luckily you don't come into ula that often anymore, so i mustn't avert eye contact as frequently. anyhow, i hope that you enjoyed yourself this evening.

with love,
MARGOT

i was hoping that maybe he'd never come into my work again or else i might have an anxiety attack.  but today, after a real chaotic saturday morning, he showed up as i was stocking the refrigerator with beverages and said, "hi margot".  what do i do?  i take the bottled water in my hands, cover my face with them, say "hi ___" and scurry away.  FUCK MY LIFE.  as if he couldn't see my bright red cheeks through the clear water.

gossip gurl

a new episode at long last, i sure do hope it's a good one.

oh bonnie

to know my mom is to love her. she says things like hemlock but really means heimlich. she spells phonetically. she's sweet. she's silly. i love her. my shorties love her too.

poor miss piggy

how the fuck did this shit go down a runway at paris fashion week?

kanye

kanye sucks. kanye's sneakers for LV suck, but amber rose in a catsuit wit stirrups, fancy fly.

watchmen

all imma say is if you are into blue, floppy, flaccid penises, go see this shit.

much love to rorschach and silhouette, the lezzy.

act like you know

gotta show amber rose love, again.

lil witty puppy dog

i want a pup.

yes, please.

any herve leger, really.

elaine is killin em

jerry wants it.

"i'm coming for you"

whatta cuckoobirdy

Always and forever ♥

We will ♥ you always Kim. Even when you lose your damn mind and start lookin like Micheal. We dont care that you dont pay your taxes and that your Bentley got repoed, before all that you had a room for each designer label you owned. oh kim.

When i grow up...

i wana b able to do this.

ash wants to smash...

santigold and trouble andrew

karl lagerfelt

this is cute and fun.
it's a finger puppet!

cheese louise

they cheesy, but i still want them.

outlaws

i just wanna give a shout out to the cigarette smokers of the world. ya'll are some fucking renegades.

the moet and alize keep me pissy

me and my gurls in high school used to drink a lot of this.
dudes would fuck with the henny, but us shorties, we really liked the alize.
pseudo-sophisticates, we were classy, really.
anyway, me and p owe our friendship to alize.
i seen this chic at a party senior year of high school drinkin a bottle of it and smokin an L.
then i seen her ass maaaad faaaaaaded throwing up on the sidewalk.
yup. that was when i pretty much knew we were gonna have to be friends.
<3 ashy

st. patty's day

i want these chanel four leaf clover clip ons so i can rock them to tommy doyle's on st patty's day.

<3ashy

SIKE.