dads i'd like to fuck

so yeaaaah, i would totally do bristol palin's baby daddy. yep.

definition of a goonette. According to plies

"Goonette" Trailer

speechless. really.

shut up.

Twitter. I dont get it, never have and dont think i ever will. Ok, yes maybe its cool if your into music and actually have cool shit to post like links to songs or whatever the fuck, but for every other asshole who thinks the world gives a shit if they are walking there dog, taking a shit or blowing there nose...give up, i thought status updates were bad but this is just straight silly. that is all. oh one more example of how this twitter shit is just plum ridiculous? have you read yung jocs twitter...the shit has gone too far.

previous posts

i just really need to make an effort TO NOT post after i've taken xanax. i just get a wee bit carried away.

public service announcements

THESE ARE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS.

DAG. i mean, fuck. remember the PSAs that airred when we were kids, you know, like this one:



and then AFTER SCHOOL SPECIALS. i just loved those.
i don't know, i feel so sad for the kiddies of today.

jeremy scott

ugh. i feel like jeremy scott has gotten sorta played out since his adidas collabo and it hurts me a little bit to see the cornyass photographer dude from COBRASNAKE rockin his shit all the time, but whatever, i still dream of owning the above bag he did for longchamp.

birthdaaaaaaay bitch

so lady p celebrates her 22nd bday today! AND if i had some mulala i'd buy her some chanel costume jewelry and yves saint laurent shoesies and an herve leger bodycon dress and a balmain jacket, but unfortunately i ain't getting paid like that. BUT instead i was able to cope her two flyyyyy gold chains at a new consignment shop in davis square where CD SPINS usta be. check that place out. it is definitely the spizz.

big ups to my best gurl, p.

love you, always,
ashy