boooootiful

amber rose is still bringin it.
glad she dropped kanye's punkass.

disappointment

so i was pretty fucking excited for anna sui's gossip girl inspired line for target. but lemme jus say, the lookbook, well, it ain't looking good.

never can say goodbye

when i was little wittle, i loved michael and the moonwalker movie and macaulay culkin and bubbles, the chimpanzee. RIP wacko jacko.

i want it now

alexander mcqueen glove clutch. killen em.

some siskel and ebert type shit

i love eighties flicks. always mad tit.

fucking speechless.

i dont really know what to say. this boys mother needs to call a priest or some shit.

haters

so i seen mad celebs rockin this dress on the celebrity blogs and there's been a whole lotta hating. i totally disagree. this dress is fly and yo if i was a skinny fucking bitch and had $2000 G's, i'd cop.

hotdiggetydog

hot dogs are bomb. do not hate.

home away from home

i jus wanna thank gourmet express for always being there for me when i've needed it the most.

jem

so when i was little this was one of my favorite shows. it was on USA. i had a jem doll that had these little red earrings that lit up AND i also had the mini jem convertible car and the shit had a fucking AM/FM radio in it. jem was the singer alter-ego of some corporate chic and on some shit, that little bitch, hannah montana, yo, she's the fake jem, same storyline, except hannah montana sucks dick.

goody got whip

so everyone who knows me knows i just got my license. AND i'm 23. AND that the only reason i got my license is cus the the dude administering the test was feeling my mums. bonnie was my secret weapon. needless to say i'm experiencing some shit all my other friends did at 16, you know like wanting to cruise all the time, speeding, whatever. AND when i cruise i bump mad classic rock. this is one of my all time favorites.

true blood

come to my crib sunday night for the season premiere.

simpsonsweeties

i love the simpsons. me and joanna once busted our asses doing like a fucking 1000 piece simpsons puzzle. and this past year i wrote an e-mail to a teacher when i was struggling saying that i kept having these fucking homer simpson moments but it was really lisa who i wanted to be like. AND on some shit i've had dreams where i was a little yellow simpsons character and fuck that, that was long before you could make yourself into one with the movie promotional website shit. i wanna be marge for halloween, my gurl melissa was her once in elementary school, or fuck it, try to convince p to be patty and selma wit me. and you know what is crazy is this shit has been on since i was wittlelittle toddler. twenty years. AND the cast were all inside the actor's studio one night and yo, a woman does the voice of bart.


that shit really surprised the fuck outta me. AND i'm sure i'm not dropping any simpsons knowledge here, as i know most feel the same way about the show as i do but i still felt like showing it love.

the hangover

go see the shit. it's real funny. i mean some of the shit i coulda down without, e.g. the mike tyson cameo, i mean, like really? i woulda much preferred seigfried and roy, but whatever, thass jus me... AND the premise of the movie, you know, like, what the fuck happened last night!? is one I THINK all of our drunk fucking asses can relate to.

do not sleep

there will be no hating, cus i know all you bitches love this song as much as i do. AND love juliette lewis more. whatta babe. mad movies she's been in i absolutely fucking love. natural born killers is one of my all time faves and then this 90s flick that she was in called last night AND i don't know if anyone caught the hbo movie she did wit uma thurman, hysterical blindness but that shit was real gooooood. i mean, she just stays killen em. AND you know what?! i seeeeeen her buying groceries at the whole foods near my crib rocking some adidas sweatpants and shorties limo was def parked outside. so get em juliette. sweatpants and a limo. i respect that.

unfunnyhoney

so imma fucking say it, sacha baron cohen just isn't funny anymore.

hammertime

last night i celebrated my birthday and as expected, today i spent the day hungover. drinking for me has always been kind of masochistic because my hangovers are totally fucking unbearable, but after years of dealing with them i have finally come up with and mastered a hangover cure-all. it is a remedy that involves the chugging of gatorade, puking, taking benzos, sleeping for three hours, drinking four shots of espresso and then getting my grub on with some fucking take out. the shit works.

shout out to joanna for making me the above.

funnyhoney

i wanna do jason segel. whatta loveable dude.

props... i guess?

aiight, so while i think katy perry is real fucking waaaaaaack her nail game wit the sushi, nigiri, sashimi, whatever the fuck, seen above is worth the share.