old crush

i have a lot of love for mariah. and breakdown may be one of my top five mariah jams...



but this post ain't really about mariah, it's about layzie bone and how he was fine. like really fine. HA.

wow

well, this shit is bananas


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letting shit go, over-rated

so i been thinking a lot about letting shit go, and you know what, i've concluded that there are some things that can not be and should not be let go until someone gets punched in the fucking face.

my shit list includes, and is by no means limited to the gay boy who outside of a diplo show at the middle east called me fat or to the wack bitches who tagged me as "YIKES" in a facebook photo from one of them 90's jams at middlesex or to the chic at a redman and raekwon show who was acting like a fucking flooze and pinched my ex-mans cheek and told him he was adorable as i held his fucking hand. i told that bitch that i would fucking kill her and homegurl, course, scurried off wit the quickness... but i was still plotting a tackling attack on her the whole way outta the avalon. i saw red. all of these people really made me angry and you know what, while most of the above i can recognize as being real stupid offenses, some people jus needa learn how to fucking act. and if you ain't coming correct, you needa get banged out.

family matters

i watch family matters, A LOT. i jus wanna give a big up to steve urkel for always trying to make laura happy, aw steve, and for creating the fucking smooth and fine, stefan urquelle. i'm sayin the urkel dance was the kneeees and i totally remember seeing it for the first time on TGIF and being like ohhh shit, that's cool. on the real, i think i had it recorded it on VHS and tried to learn the moves myself.


the other night i caught a CLASSIC episode with new edition, they swooooon hariette and bobby brown and urkel dance together. and fuck it, i fucking love bobby brown too.


AND you know who else was kinda the man? waldo.

loves it

i fucking neeeeeeeed these.

ohhh aubrey

bitch kinda makes me wanna gauge my eyes out.




how you gon do eddie murph like that? i'm not even sure why i'm hating on her so hard cus i definitely watched the danity kane break up special on mtv AND felt kinda sad for her, and i did think she looked good in a cheap, wet seal kinda way in complex magazine... whatever, the point of the post is that the song SUCKS. and she's wilin.

birthday gurl

appolonia is fucking fifty today. that's bananas. happy birthday to one of the flyest chics to ever hit the block. AND fuck that, purple rain forever.