dads i'd like to fuck

so yeaaaah, i would totally do bristol palin's baby daddy. yep.

definition of a goonette. According to plies

"Goonette" Trailer

speechless. really.

shut up.

Twitter. I dont get it, never have and dont think i ever will. Ok, yes maybe its cool if your into music and actually have cool shit to post like links to songs or whatever the fuck, but for every other asshole who thinks the world gives a shit if they are walking there dog, taking a shit or blowing there nose...give up, i thought status updates were bad but this is just straight silly. that is all. oh one more example of how this twitter shit is just plum ridiculous? have you read yung jocs twitter...the shit has gone too far.

previous posts

i just really need to make an effort TO NOT post after i've taken xanax. i just get a wee bit carried away.

public service announcements

THESE ARE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS.

DAG. i mean, fuck. remember the PSAs that airred when we were kids, you know, like this one:



and then AFTER SCHOOL SPECIALS. i just loved those.
i don't know, i feel so sad for the kiddies of today.

jeremy scott

ugh. i feel like jeremy scott has gotten sorta played out since his adidas collabo and it hurts me a little bit to see the cornyass photographer dude from COBRASNAKE rockin his shit all the time, but whatever, i still dream of owning the above bag he did for longchamp.

birthdaaaaaaay bitch

so lady p celebrates her 22nd bday today! AND if i had some mulala i'd buy her some chanel costume jewelry and yves saint laurent shoesies and an herve leger bodycon dress and a balmain jacket, but unfortunately i ain't getting paid like that. BUT instead i was able to cope her two flyyyyy gold chains at a new consignment shop in davis square where CD SPINS usta be. check that place out. it is definitely the spizz.

big ups to my best gurl, p.

love you, always,
ashy

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

is funnnnnnny but there's not too many local area codes up on that shit, so add yours. i know you got em.

grandmaster flash and the furious five

obviously these dudes mean so much more than their clothes as far as their musical influence goes, but daaaayum, they looked fucking good. on point gear.

shout out

jus wanna show some love to the burger king whopper. extra pickles, please.


AND PLEASE TELL ME YOU REMEMBER THE BURGER KING KIDS CLUB CARTOON CHARACTERS!

old crush

i have loved leon since i was a little gurl ever since i saw him in madonna's like a prayer music video then there was cool runnings and above the rim. the man IS fine. IN FACT, so FINE that i sat through the temptations biopic the other night on VH1 classic the other night just to see him.

marc ecko x playboy...

So apparently marc ecko has teamed up with playboy to direct and shoot a spread paying homage to the 80's artist patrick nagel for this months upcoming issue...im not sure how i feel about it, i mean the concept is cool... i love LOVE patrick nagel... and marcs got complex and everything..but...eh.. dude just better do it right...ash even said it, nagel was pretty much the inspiration behind every damn nail salon window decal im just saying, marc, stick to complex.

wackattack

so all i wanna do is watch garbage, cheesy movies preferably made in the late 80's/early 90's. in the past week alone i've watched all four of the toxic avenger flicks. AND then when i'm not watching bad tv, i jus wanna nap or lay my ass out on the couch, and when not sleeping, i wanna drink bubbly and smoke fucking ciggy's, go the tanning salon, talk shit, take xanax and eat mamagoozy's. and right now I AM DEFINITELY HUNGOVER and have classes to teach AND mad school ish to handle by tomorrow. needless to say instead of doing my work i'll probably be laid out at the crib watching a friday the 13th marathon. stop by and give me a huggy.

out of touch

1)eminem is washed up.
2)his new music videos are horrible.
3)XXL magazine sucks.
4)his dick is obviously soft.
5)poor kim.

my summer love IS...

the summer boot!

nah, nope.

maxi dresses are not cute and i'm sorry but the shit ain't even up for discussion. AND this might be because i'm all about the slutty, super short, tizz body con mini-dresses best rocked by kelly bundy circa '89.

style icon

she is the tackiest and bustiest broad around AND i know dolly got the illest cameltoe in this video, but whatever, that shit happens sometimes.

and STEEL MAGNOLIAS, forever.

i feel you girl.

the original is always best

from big daddy kane to LL, from mary j to groove theory, this jam has been sampled to fuck but the original will always be my top choice. these chiks were rick james's version of vanity 6, i mean none of em were an apollonia, but they put out some hits.
runner up can be LL

WHAAAT

ok so first there was cassies fly ass nakie photos that leaked, and girl has some seriouuss piercings and now RIHANNA! as if it wasnt enough that chris brown beat her ass down now shes nudie on the internet! poor thing. and no im not gonna post the links, your creepy asses can find them yourselves, but girls body is bangin!

happy birthday to one of the baddest

to you traci lords

gaaaaaaaaaametime

ima hook my sega genesis game system from '94 back up at my crib. i know you bitches wanna get high and play paperboy AND sonic the hedgehog wit me. AND you know i remember the sonic special code. up down left right A B START.

nomnom

me drunk. oh boy. well for starters i text like its my damn job and are they things i really should be saying? no. i almost always lose some article of clothing i cant even tell you how many scarfs i have lost in the past 6 months i think i lost my millionth one last night . And then there is my overwhelming appetite. when im drunk i will eat anything...ANYTHING and my most recent favorite? seven eleven hot dogs. worst. on some straight slimer status. gross

kelly kapoor from the office

she was born in cambridge AND is sooo freakin cute and loveable and has really good dance moves and totally just signed a contract with NBC for her own show!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMzBLoKSGJI

paula abdul may be a total flizzhead now, but she was really bringin it in the 80's and KILLS it in the coldhearted snake video. AND real talk, my mom definitely bought me and my sissy a paula abdul dance aerobics video like last year for christmas.

sometimes i miss..

my nails. despite all the havoc those little pieces of acrylic reaped on my nails including losing an entire nail, i sometimes miss them. nail game was serious.

yumminess

the friendly's wattamelon roll is me and p's summer jump off.

a chanel guillotine

what the fuck is this?

its about to be a what?

I consider myself to be a pretty reasonable person and not too hot headed but sometimes.. you know what? i wouldn't mind just hitting someone, just straight duffing them in the face. Maybe today is just one of those days but whether its when i'm on the train and some asshole brushes up against me the wrong way too early in the day or the funny way a girl might look at me when walking down the street or in a bar..and yes i have one bar in mind.. and really, i just wanted to post this video because it will never get old. fun fact: in highschool i owned an i &hearts fat boys shirt. ha.

Brooke Valentine Ft.Big Boi & Lil Jon - Girlfight
by lilmarcus

memories

while going through my photobooth photos i came across some true gems. lets reminice shall we cashley
and

and heres my cat
i love her

country grammer

just so you know, i am terrible at grammar and my usage of most punctuation marks are most likely incorrect the majority of the time. i am also not the best speller. so periods, commas and all those other little punctuation marks.. well, i dont think i use them properly. ever. dont judge. holler spell check.

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

this is so not okay.

Tim and eric awesome show. great job!

So i have officially decided that adult swim might possibly be some of the weirdest shit ever. i can compare it to a car accident, i know i shouldn't be watching or that someone might judge me for staring, but just cant stop, and there is one show in particular, the tim and eric show. im sure that the majority of viewers are stoned while watching, but i will sit and watch this bizarro ish dead sober. i don't know if i am supposed to feel amused or disgusted? confused really, i do know this though, brules rules, now thats where its at. but then... there is shit like this that leaves me speechless....yet strangely entertained?

blasphemous.

this shit is not right.
Just like the breadbowl.

Go shorty, its your birfday.

So one of the most important days in the history of mankind is approaching. yes, my birthday. and for anyone interested here are just a few things on my list. First on my list, one of these magnificent creatures, with wings would be prefered.
2. if someone would like to scrape up 5 gs for this jacket that would be pretty sweet.
And among other things: a hello kitty car (chauffeur included), one million dollars, world peace and a salt n' pepa reunion would be pretty cool. Oh and i am currently on the search for the perfect birthday dress, so far this is my first choice.

work it.

The costume institute gala is more exciting then any awards show to me. The outfits are major. Rihanna must be payin her stylist well cause girly rocked it last night. Someone who did NOT...madge, really? i mean i get it, sportin the bunny ears from LV f/w 09 but...no.

oh dear

BLAME IT OFFICIAL VIDEO IN HD from doughboy on Vimeo.

so i really had no idea that jamie foxx sang this wackass song. like whaaaaaaaaaaaat! and the cameos, are these dudes for real? and then the dude in the panda suit? EVERYONE who agreed to be apart of this wackness IS wilin.

poetic. really.

i got so many rocks on my chain and my watch
i know i'm the shit, my chain hang down to my dick
i know i'm the bomb, just look at my charms
i know i'm the the shit, my chain hang down to my dick

Pure poetry and the video concept? genius

my boys

so everyone who knows me knows i'm over school BUT am trying to graduate. anyway, instead of doing schoolwork, per usual, i'm in the office watching old punky brewster episodes. i found this punky gem.



and for those of you who are not familiar with debarge, they sang this jam.

baby, it'll be okay

aw, i like him and so want that heart shaped single.

Say it ain't so.

I still don't want to believe it. i mean damn, girl is 7 months prego! i'm hoping for some sort of reconciliation?

9 1/2 weeks

so i watched some of this flick last night and holy moly, mickey rourke was just sooo fucking fine. i don't usually like video montages, but i hadda post this shit... when he's brushing kim basinger's hair and then when he's standing with the umbrella. whatta heartbreaker.

cuhrazzzzy

Christian Rich - Famous Girl from CHRISTIAN RICH on Vimeo.

i wasn't expecting all this.
shit looks like a harvard finals club.
and i'm saying, the duck mask, scariest of them all.

daaaaayum!