the viagra of cigarettes

american spirit, i love you.
you last forever.

celtics pride

adrian gonzalez and the red sox can kiss my butt.
i don't really care if the patriots beat the jets.
i guess the bruins are okay.
but the celtics, they are my boys.

my loves goes all the way back to larry bird, my mom was always crushing on that dude. as a kid my favorite outfit to wear to school included my oversized 1985 green stuff tshirt. that tshirt still takes up space in my drawer and when i actually do go to the gym it's the first shirt i grab.

espn is following the celtics this season on their show the association. the first episode premiered last week.



the full episode can be seen here. seeing shaq kiss perkins is reason enough to watch for me.

my favorite actor

warwick davis. while the name may not ring a bell, please believe that this dude is the man. his roles include:

an ewok!

the amazing willow!

and my all time favorite, the leprechaun.

he's also in the harry potter joints, but that shit just aint as impressive.

warwick davis, you are a hero.

this may be a stretch...

but i truly believe that me and T.I. are destined to be together because of our matching under lip scars. 

it's okay that he's got mad kids and tiny is his girl. he was meant for me and i was meant for him.

forever young

... my first gray hair. big ups to shannon coming through wit the hair dye. HOLLER.

ch ch ch chiaaa

i want all 4.

vaginal throbbing

my sophomore year at umass boston, i had a friend named kathleen. kathleen and i had spanish class together. kathleen was always mad high. she was also 54 years old. kathleen and i used to hang out at her apartment over by charles mgh. she was on the atkin's diet and usta stay making me omelets. she was truly the shit. i lost touch with her, i really wish i hadnt, cus she was a fucking character. i will never forget the time we were sitting in the cafeteria eating some bunk ass salads from the salad bar when she started talking to me about this V.T. shit as if i knew what the fuck she was talking about. i was like wait wait wait, slow down, what the fuck is V.T.? kathleen then looked at me like i was a fucking idiot and said "you know vagina throbs". i was like whooooooooa now. anyway the point of this post, is that V.T is fucking real and it can be kind of a problem. sometimes you get that feeling, you know, arousal, and then there's just like, no turning back and you find yourself making out with a dude that got no teeth or some washed up dude that usta be kinda fine from back in the day but who now got a kid. V.T. is pretty much like that strange feeling you got when you caught a pair of tits on television when you were 8 and it felt kinda wrong but kinda right.

V.T. muthaaaaaaaaaaaafuckas!