simpsonsweeties

i love the simpsons. me and joanna once busted our asses doing like a fucking 1000 piece simpsons puzzle. and this past year i wrote an e-mail to a teacher when i was struggling saying that i kept having these fucking homer simpson moments but it was really lisa who i wanted to be like. AND on some shit i've had dreams where i was a little yellow simpsons character and fuck that, that was long before you could make yourself into one with the movie promotional website shit. i wanna be marge for halloween, my gurl melissa was her once in elementary school, or fuck it, try to convince p to be patty and selma wit me. and you know what is crazy is this shit has been on since i was wittlelittle toddler. twenty years. AND the cast were all inside the actor's studio one night and yo, a woman does the voice of bart.


that shit really surprised the fuck outta me. AND i'm sure i'm not dropping any simpsons knowledge here, as i know most feel the same way about the show as i do but i still felt like showing it love.

the hangover

go see the shit. it's real funny. i mean some of the shit i coulda down without, e.g. the mike tyson cameo, i mean, like really? i woulda much preferred seigfried and roy, but whatever, thass jus me... AND the premise of the movie, you know, like, what the fuck happened last night!? is one I THINK all of our drunk fucking asses can relate to.

do not sleep

there will be no hating, cus i know all you bitches love this song as much as i do. AND love juliette lewis more. whatta babe. mad movies she's been in i absolutely fucking love. natural born killers is one of my all time faves and then this 90s flick that she was in called last night AND i don't know if anyone caught the hbo movie she did wit uma thurman, hysterical blindness but that shit was real gooooood. i mean, she just stays killen em. AND you know what?! i seeeeeen her buying groceries at the whole foods near my crib rocking some adidas sweatpants and shorties limo was def parked outside. so get em juliette. sweatpants and a limo. i respect that.

unfunnyhoney

so imma fucking say it, sacha baron cohen just isn't funny anymore.

hammertime

last night i celebrated my birthday and as expected, today i spent the day hungover. drinking for me has always been kind of masochistic because my hangovers are totally fucking unbearable, but after years of dealing with them i have finally come up with and mastered a hangover cure-all. it is a remedy that involves the chugging of gatorade, puking, taking benzos, sleeping for three hours, drinking four shots of espresso and then getting my grub on with some fucking take out. the shit works.

shout out to joanna for making me the above.

funnyhoney

i wanna do jason segel. whatta loveable dude.

props... i guess?

aiight, so while i think katy perry is real fucking waaaaaaack her nail game wit the sushi, nigiri, sashimi, whatever the fuck, seen above is worth the share.