forever young

... my first gray hair. big ups to shannon coming through wit the hair dye. HOLLER.

ch ch ch chiaaa

i want all 4.

vaginal throbbing

my sophomore year at umass boston, i had a friend named kathleen. kathleen and i had spanish class together. kathleen was always mad high. she was also 54 years old. kathleen and i used to hang out at her apartment over by charles mgh. she was on the atkin's diet and usta stay making me omelets. she was truly the shit. i lost touch with her, i really wish i hadnt, cus she was a fucking character. i will never forget the time we were sitting in the cafeteria eating some bunk ass salads from the salad bar when she started talking to me about this V.T. shit as if i knew what the fuck she was talking about. i was like wait wait wait, slow down, what the fuck is V.T.? kathleen then looked at me like i was a fucking idiot and said "you know vagina throbs". i was like whooooooooa now. anyway the point of this post, is that V.T is fucking real and it can be kind of a problem. sometimes you get that feeling, you know, arousal, and then there's just like, no turning back and you find yourself making out with a dude that got no teeth or some washed up dude that usta be kinda fine from back in the day but who now got a kid. V.T. is pretty much like that strange feeling you got when you caught a pair of tits on television when you were 8 and it felt kinda wrong but kinda right.

V.T. muthaaaaaaaaaaaafuckas!

run this thing like a dancehall queen

i love...
robyn
karaoke
diplo's fine ass
and that asian chickadees assymetrical haircut.

girls with hairy arm pits

if you know me, you already know how i feel about armpit hair. i really don't mind the shit and even sorta like it. yaaahh, gross, weird, feminist, whatever the fuck, fuck you. try to tell me sophia loren don't look slammin in this pic rockin the shit! bla-dooooooooooow.

the wild and wonderful whites of west virginia

the white family is something else. mammie, i love you and your braided high pony tail. jesco, you got moves. the boone county mating call. they aint fucking around. props to a fam so unashamed and true fucking blue. that's something to be admired.

badassbabes

the androgyny, hair and styling of the above is ahhhh-mazing. i could do without the pretty in pink duckie shoes, but the shit is SLAMMING nonetheless.

LIL KIM > NICKI MINAJ

you wanna be the queen b, but you can't be!

nicki will never have an album like lil kim hardcore. and also, kim rocked the neon wigs before ya ass. so nicki, put a lid on it and sit the fuck down.

like poltergeist bitches, we're back

soooo we've been rocking with this blog for 2 years. our lay out is wack. the writing aint good. we lack expertise and connoisseurship but we like to talk shit and occassionally we're kinda funny, so here we are, at the end of 2010, back at this. xxoo.
goodypie