breasts are small and humble so you dont confuse them with mountains

this chik is the only girl that dance like a fucking psycho and look ridiculously good. god damn shakira

Shakira - New Music - More Music Videos

a gift for you...

a gift for you, julia.

THIS IS WILD.

if i was a wealthy gurl

if i was a rich gurl, i would have this... but i am no rich gurl. shout out to all my broke bitches with dreams.

um, yes

i make a reference to saved by the bell maybe like once a week.

solange

what are you thinking gurl?

yessssssss

i fucking love freddie krueger. his quotes are so good. he's just the man, plain and simple. and i am pretty fucking excited for the movie. jackie earle haley, the dude who played rorschach in watchmen and the diddler in little children is freddie. he's a total creep.

observation

so i used to think alicia silverstone was like really really fucking cool. obviously clueless, i still love that shit. and when she was the psychobitch in the crush and puts the used condom inside of her and says the dude raped her, that was bananas. and then the aerosmith music videos and the really kinda creepy one with liv tyler stripping, you know it being her daddy's video and all. anyway, i really liked her.

and now she's kinda washedup and super vegan and does this PETA ish.

gaudy ass shit

i am tryin to recreate this look. at least with the stacked watches.

new do

rihanna can do no wrong in my eyes.

HOLD UP!! WAIT A MINUTE!

OK ASH! fuck sally hansen nail pens i found the shiiiiit! OK SO i love youtube makeup tutorials even if im not even doing it i just enjoy watching them i will surf through all the channels, through the scene girls to the southern pageant chiks and today while sitting in my towel i came across some nail ones and what did i discover on my youtube adventure? this shit called konad nail art! ash you know this recession has taken a toll on our nail game and i have found the the solution to all of our problems!

http://www.konadnailart.com/?gclid=COSEpdX92psCFcZM5Qod-3hR_w!

yooooo

we gotta get this

nina skye

gurlies got new hair dos, stayin forever fly.

the mj sleep mask

the shit is scaaaryy.

bun in the oven

rye rye's having a baby.

no, gurl, no

i ain't tryin to hurt or insult, but this clear bar strap shit is jus fucking unacceptable. it ain't right.

gimpy

bitch needs to cut it out.

gaahbage

um, for real?

cool it

gaga with chola-esque brows? this bitch don't have it like that.

what the fuck

is elle serious?

likey

american apparel sometimes brings it and yeees, i'm really feelin their chambray jumpsuit.

people make mistakes

amber rose, you know i got you gurl, but what is this? you're lookin like a tropical skittle wit the new do.

dag

aww, shucks. rest in peace VIBE. so sad to see you go.

puttin dudes on a blast

what the fuck is up wit jermaine jackson being a kool keith doppleganger? and TELL ME that this dudes "hair" hasn't beeeen sharpied onto his muthafuckin head!?

oh guurrl

my girl from apt 41

what kinda shit is this.

ok so i have been guilty of liking ok.. i might even confess to lovin the drake song "best i ever had" but this video is bookaki. i got nothin against fly chiks with tig ol bitties and video hoes however what the fuck is the concept behind this shit? and apparently kanye directed it.. im just puzzled as to how this dude who played a kid in a wheel chair on degrassi thought this was a good idea for his career..and wait..is that buckwild from flavor of love at 2:52?

wishlist

so if p wants an easybake oven, this bitch wants a muthafuckin bedazzler.

easybake

On a typical day off i will spend the day in a sort of semi-comatose state, whether it be from overeating or overdrinking the night before. Well today it was from the first. I really will eat almost anything and you know what i want right now a fucking easy bake oven cake.