photo shooooot

shout outs to the OLD milkyway.
the new shit is wiggety wack.
and to my brother, robert for cooking up that celeste pizza when i got home.

gaga's eccentricities

i like her. but she should lose the tea cup/saucer and those glasses.

kitty witty

for margot and p. my cat ladies.

boys

so there are some timeless looks that dudes rock (or used to) that i will always love. champion sweatshirts... hooded, crewneck, whatever. northface parkas wit fur hoods. carhartt gear. boys who skateboard. timbos. and fuck it. those sean john velour tracksuits. the occasional dude in avirex before AJ wright sold them shits.

and then there are those looks that dudes should lose immediately.

these looks include:

white dudes wit line-ups, visors, (please relax). bigass white tees. ed hardy. anything wit an embroidered tiger. shameful, really. true religion jeans. wilin out. and oh man, those fucking cargo looking pants that zipped off into shorts. JEAN SHORTS. yikes. hawaiian print shit. nope, never okay.

gucci mama

a gucci baby carrier is some over the top shit, but if i had a baby i'd be tryin to cop.

amped

i'm buying advanced tickets.

life-changing shit

these disposable toothbrush thingys wit edible toothpaste i use and love, a lot.

i love devin the dude

i love lindsay lohan

sally jesse raphael

we will always love you.

jam

jody watley is killin em.

Crush.

His name is Ash Stymest. Hes 17. I don't care.

pretty

french playboy > american playboy

whooooooooa

cassie, what have you done? i mean, she's still the prettiest gurl, ever.

oh just another saturday night

Typical.

confession

i love her.

whatta doll

sweetheart.

http://www.thelifefiles.com/watch-the-full-mike-tyson-documentary/

oh mike.

floozy

she cracks me up.

the wackness

i owe $1100 in taxes. VEXED.

fly gear

this vest is really something.

love this shit

boooooring

john kerry is me and margot's commencement speaker. whatta fucking snore. and yes margot, you're going to graduation.

beauties

helen levitt died a few days ago at the age of 95. levitt was a photojournalist and took a buncha flicks of nyc in the 1940's and up until the 70's. she's one of my favorites. gotta show her love.

amped

since my ass is broke, i have to postpone my trip to nyc, but once i make some mula, imma get on the acela express to the city and get my ass right to soho to TOPSHOP. i'm fucking jesse spano excited.

funny honey

so after going through the photos saved on my computer, i have come up with the definitive drunk ashley photographic series... me wit the mario mustache is the personal fave.

fashion maven

i'm real glad a frenchie is playing coco, cus that shirley mcclaine lifetime shit was just not cutting it.

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i understood the ray-ban wayfarers, but these, these i don't get.

ohh mos

i caught this friday night. i've seen mos def on bill maher's show before and the dude held his own but this time around he just catches the business from his fellow panelist, hitchens and i mean while hitchens is kind of a condescending cocksuck, mos def, it hurts me to say, is kind of a fucking idiot.